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Survival isn't limited to one day a year. In celebration of Social Media Day, we put together a Social Media Survival Guide to help you deal with some typical social media situations. Use these in your favorite feed and have fun.

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Political Pundit Political Pundit

Political Pundit

Privacy Violato Privacy Violator

Privacy Violator

The Creep The Creep

The Creep

The Wannabe Celebrity The Wannabe Celebrity

Wannabe Celebrity

PWI PWI

PWI

Kiss Poster Kiss Poster

Kiss & Poster

Spreader of Falsehoods Spreader of Falsehoods

Spreader of Falsehoods

Feed Polluter Feed Polluter

Feed Polluter

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Political Pundit

Political Pundit

We all know the unfortunate experience of seeing our news feed littered with political posts from foul creatures like this. The smell of political quarry springs them into action and they think the more they post the more they will influence the election. The reality is their effect on the election will be ZERO.

Let us help you stop the insanity.

Privacy Violator

Privacy Violator

This person does not realize that some things are better left UNPOSTED. If there is a line they will cross it. They post now and think later, leaving you and everyone else, exposed to the world.

Sound the alarm.

The Creep

The Creep

When that bikini picture from 6 years ago gets a “Like” out of the blue - you know who it is. His comments and replies are always more than a bit off. The photos he posts creep out everyone - some things can’t be unseen.

Wow, Nobody Cares!

Wannabe Celebrity

Dresses like a celebrity, makes faces in selfies that look like a celebrity, posts the most mundane junk ever – just like a celebrity. The only problem is they are NOT A CELEBRITY.

Let them know they’re never going to break the internet.

Last Call!

Posting While Intoxicated (PWI)

Maybe one day smartphones will have an optional breathalyzer to stop drunken jackwagons from posting inebriated escapades on-line. Until that time this person needs to get a sobering message before last call.

Ewww!

Kiss & Poster

They want the world to know the blazing passion of their love – unfortunately in pictures. Too much information can be a bad thing.

Turn down the heat.

Spreader of Falsehoods

Spreader of Falsehoods

Not everything on the internet is true. Too bad this person does not realize that. If there is a conspiracy theory about the upcoming plague of locusts, you already know who posted it.

Feed Polluter

Feed Polluter

Post after post after post – all from the same person. Littering your news feed with nothing but garbage. Sometimes you swear your smartphone smells like a landfill.

Keep your feed beautiful. Stop Social Media Pollution!